Amish intercourse events. Wait, possibly we better right back up a little.

Amish intercourse events. Wait, possibly we better right back up a little.

By Jim CaplePage 2

LANCASTER COUNTY, Pa. — Stop me personally if you have heard that one before: A sportswriter, a chick from MTV’s «Real globe» and an Amish chain-smoker get into a bar to look at the Super Bowl.

The folks who make $300 throwback jerseys, the Arena Football players who sacrifice their bodies for $30,000 a year and a 99-pound woman who holds the world record for eating chicken wings in my week-long quest to find the heart of Philadelphia and Eagles fans, I talked with the Santa Claus who got pelted with snowballs. We toured Independence Hall, ate Philly cheesesteak and got hopelessly frustrated attempting to drive around city hall. We ran up the actions towards the creative Art Museum while humming the theme from «Rocky. «

And also to round my experience out, we drove off to Pennsylvania Dutch nation on Sunday to look at the Super Bowl among the list of Amish.

Just do it. Make up your punch lines. My pal, Rod, did. Right him i was going to Amish country to watch the Super Bowl, he came up with a list of the Top 10 Questions the Amish Would Ask While Watching the Super Bowl as I told:

10. «Hey, just what occurred to the Bud Bowl? «

9. «Wouldn’t that Jillian Barberie look hot in a modestly cut dress of a great color textile, black colored cape and a prayer bonnet? «

8. «could it be simply me personally, or will be the commercials more entertaining compared to game? «

7. «Paul McCartney. Was not he for the reason that musical organization, Wings? «

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